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Michael Cera Can’t Eat Sandwiches

Is there a dentist in the house?  Unbreaded reader Jamie N. tipped us off to an interview from 2007 in which actor Michael Cera told David Letterman that complications from dental surgery have left him unable to eat sandwiches!  The Arrested Development / Superbad / Juno / Year One star explained that after his wisdom teeth were extracted, he could no longer open his jaw wide enough to take a proper bite of a sandwich.  That’s just heartbreaking.

Watch about a minute (2:45 – 3:45) from the Letterman interview:

We hope that dentist or oral surgeon, whoever he is, has a very good lawyer.

We at Unbreaded are saddened by this revelation, but in honor of David Letterman, we offer our top 10 thin sandwiches for actor Michael Cera:

10. Avocado and tomato
9. Turkey on Arnold Sandwich Thins
8. Grilled cheese
7. Tuna and potato chips
6. Vegetable panini
5. BLT
4. Peanut butter, banana and honey
3. Hard pressed ham and cheese
2. Fried egg on English Muffin
1. Salami on Tuscan bread